George got his first bicycle today.
Please don't ask me why he picked pink. Perhaps it's for the same reasons that dogs like pink. I'm not sure, but he loves his bike. He's been whizzing around on it all day and we've not even had to get the stabilisers out of the box. He's taken to it like a real natural!
George is a genetically engineered Tribble created by Andorian scientists. Unlike 'natural' Tribbles, he has been engineered as a two-gamete species to enable the controlled breeding of the species to use as Andorian hand warmers.
Tuesday 28 January 2014
Sunday 19 January 2014
19th January 2014
It seems that George is planning his holidays. He's been on Tribadvisor and Tribago and found lots of great ideas for places to go.
Saturday 18 January 2014
14th January 2014
George has managed to get hold of his case notes from the CMO, Sub-Commander T’Vah’L’Qa’YiN, USS Ark Royal NCC 7991 ...
CASE NOTES:
A small specimen of Polygeminus grex has just been presented to the medical facility. Apparently there are no qualified veterinarians currently on board and I am expected to "do my best". The first difficulty was to remove the band aids from the fur of the creature. Shaving the specimen caused the Attendant: Pottster Zig a great deal angst. "George Pottster-Zig" ("George") is being kept overnight for observation. Attendant Pottster Zig has been give a mild sedative and is now sleeping in her quarters.
UPDATE:
George Pottster-Zig addressed as "George" was contained overnight for observation. After several hours I was able to adjust the tricorder to map his neural pathways. Subsequent scans of the creature revealed a severe case of Myopia. Research in this area is embryonic, however, after several placement trials the optic enhancement equipment now seems to be in the correct place. I believe though that once the fur has regrown it will be difficult to locate the creatures blepharo .
CASE NOTES:
A small specimen of Polygeminus grex has just been presented to the medical facility. Apparently there are no qualified veterinarians currently on board and I am expected to "do my best". The first difficulty was to remove the band aids from the fur of the creature. Shaving the specimen caused the Attendant: Pottster Zig a great deal angst. "George Pottster-Zig" ("George") is being kept overnight for observation. Attendant Pottster Zig has been give a mild sedative and is now sleeping in her quarters.
UPDATE:
George Pottster-Zig addressed as "George" was contained overnight for observation. After several hours I was able to adjust the tricorder to map his neural pathways. Subsequent scans of the creature revealed a severe case of Myopia. Research in this area is embryonic, however, after several placement trials the optic enhancement equipment now seems to be in the correct place. I believe though that once the fur has regrown it will be difficult to locate the creatures blepharo .
Sunday 12 January 2014
12th January 2014
I am sure you will be delighted to hear that George
has no long term health problems. It turns out that he is simply
long-sighted. He's thus been prescribed with some glasses and now he's a
really happy bunny. At the moment, he's boning up on Dr Who.
For more full details regarding his medical inspection, you can visit Sub-Commander T’Vah’L’Qa’YiN's medical reports at http://tvahlqayin.blogspot.co.uk/
For more full details regarding his medical inspection, you can visit Sub-Commander T’Vah’L’Qa’YiN's medical reports at http://tvahlqayin.blogspot.co.uk/
Saturday 11 January 2014
11th January 2014
As many of you know, Tribble George has been very accident prone of late. Since my last entry, he's walked/run into three more doors, fallen in the bath (and very nearly drowned), and had a very near miss with the dog. (I keep telling him, "Don't sleep with the toys! Milo won't realise it's you!". I have become increasingly worried about him, so this morning he has an appointment with the CMO. I will report back later.
Tuesday 7 January 2014
Sunday 5 January 2014
5th January 2014
I'm very worried about George. He keeps bumping into things. In fact, today, he walked into the patio door and he's hurt his ... um ... head.
Thursday 2 January 2014
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